Optometry Humor :)
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- Created on Monday, 06 June 2011 13:54
Here is some comic relief from studying!
Fried Day Quizbillies
by BK
(Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")
Now listen, here's a story
About an exotrope named Jed
His eye was down and out
Pupil fixed and dilated
And then on a Friday
Yellow eyes at 6:02
Said his eye was running water
And it seemed all full of goo
Mucus, that is
Sticky stuff, papillae
He said that he was broke
And he didn't have a car
He had to hitch his rides
from a seedy local bar
Didn't take his medicine
Now he's got a bad 3rd nerve
Had to close his eye
when he walks
Still has to lean and has to swerve
Weave that is
Corpora quadrigemimii
His lid was thick and low
His pupil unresponsive
A grade 4 APD OD
Is what he presented
Vision wasn't great
Refraction wasn't bad
Poor perfusion to the midbrain
Is what I think he had
Low blood flow
3rd nerve nuclei
Well the first thing ya know
He was in a moving car
Off to get a MRI
And not the seedy local bar
And when he got there
His pulse was 102
Didn't have a fever
BP? 1-9-0/ 1-6-2
Aneurysm that is
Saccular, berry style
The neurosurgery
Was really done in style
But then they seemed to notice
He had problems with his bile
Got a look around
Neoplasia was the rule
A glassed in bile duct
Is not exactly cool
Bile salts
(Porphyrins?)
They said his pancreas
Was very nearly shot
And a malignant bile duct
Means he almost had to rot
Very sad and true
His death was rather crude
Don't smoke and drink and curse
And be careful with your food
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